Let me in,

OK, but you need the "invite code"... at least for now. You'll know the "invite code" because either you know the most frequent hashtag that J. B. uses on his riveting Facebook posts (but drop the # at the beginning) or because you know the name of our sport smushed together with no hyphen in it or because someone else told you. And if you don't know, then you probably know someone you could ask. (Don't ask J. B.)

Srsly. Don't ask J. B.